
We publish this chestnut with a very large caveat: we have not been able to verify its source; we cannot even confirm that it is truly Victorian. It appears to have been written as a parody of a discourse on etiquette for a 19th century ladies magazine. Walter Nelson, on his Mass Historia blog, refers to it as a pet peeve. Nonetheless, it is a clever and amusing trifle and, although it is today ubiquitous on the Internet, we reproduce it once more for your entertainment.
“You have won my love”: the fan placed near the heart
“You may kiss me”: the fan half-opened pressed to the lips
“We are being watched”: twirling the fan in the left hand
“I promise to marry you”: shutting a fully opened fan slowly
“I am married”: fanning slowly
“Follow me”: fan in the right hand in front of face
“Do you love me”: presenting the fan shut
“I hate you”: drawing the fan through the hand
“I love another”: twirling the fan in the right hand
“I am sorry”: drawing the fan across the eyes
“I love you”: hiding the eyes behind an open fan
“Wait for me”: opening a fan wide
“When may I be allowed to see you”: a closed fan touching the right eye